this is a lot of "i" and "me." get over it.

in my dream world....brushing my teeth wouldn't make me gag. i wouldn't have to wash my hair. in the morning, i would just make it how i want it. veronica mars would continue on after season three. i would be the star of a kid cudi music video. damien rice, florence walsh, allison sudol, joshua radin, Torquil Campbel, emily haines and chris martin would write and sing with each other. and not just once. they would be friends, and often make music for me to listen to. only me. if someone else wanted to hear it, they would have to ask for my permission. i would never have to sleep. just unending awakeness. vampires would be real. they would be sexy, and they would not be terrifying. plane rides would be instant-with good food. sharks wouldn't exist-so i could experience water.SCREW DRINKING WATER. iced tea would be in "iced tea fountain." activia would be the only yogurt. Christian Audigier would never come up with the horror that is ed hardy."almost lover" would play at all dramatic boy moments of my life. (which i suppose it does in my head anyways) my job wouldn't stress me out. Mario bros would have come out a LONG time ago for the wii. my car would be a hatchback, my dog a puggle. miley cyrus would be single forever. mark walhberg would not be married. he can be happy, just not married. the ting tings would follow me around and play killer beats all the time. arrested development would have a new episode every day.

of course, there would be much much more. but i will stop.
i'm just showing how different we are. like, we are all human, but we are all so so so different. what i like. what inspires me and gives me hope and life; probably is hell to someone else. someone, somewhere, might look at my dream world and die right there. in front of their PC, in their ford. under their ed hardy snuggie......(which in my dream world would happen, ironically enough....)